A moving train? Now I'm thinking a big heavy night/midnight train moving at the speed of light with a pig cheap in the front squealing "WWWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!" to some fuckin' heavy metal!

The band would consist with a Marylin Mason lookalike in a ballerina outfit, a fat American football fan, a mad Chinese… » 7/29/14 11:17am Tuesday 11:17am